Probing Questions

Why are there interstates in Hawaii?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If con is the opposite of pro, what is the opposite of progress?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the first one at the top supposed to be thrown away?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

Why don't I see Pepsi cans on the street?

Shouldn't a driver want to be wreckless?

“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen, defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

No one ever says, “It’s only a game,” when their team is winning.

If siameze twins have two heads but share one stomach, can one like big macs and the other hate them? Can one feel hungry and the other full?

Why can't 12 be called twenteen?

If you divide infinity by 10 and add 10 to the result, to you get infiniteen?

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